Beware. It was during my OJT. Me and my friends had nothing to do so we sit around and talk. Because my friend had a fart ringtone he decided to talk about farts. Nice. You know why there’re some farts that are loud, stinky, quiet, has no stink, etc. Well this fart is special. Most people will know someone farted because they made a sound and will immediately cover their noses. But this one stealthily comes out like a ninja and is released into the wild to victimize the unknown. Then you be dead in a few seconds. That’s how strong it is. It’s always the quiet ones. One whiff and you go…

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